You know you are from the DC/MD Metro Area when...
This entry was posted on Wednesday, January 31, 2007 11:05 AM and is filed under Humor,Randomness.
This just further proves why I need to leave DC. Too much of the list applies to me and that is ridiculously sad lol. Get me out of here! 
U KNOW U ARE FROM THE DC/MD Metro AREA WHEN...
1. you know what mumbo sauce is and order it with chicken/fries
2. you know of hobo, shooters, solbiato,alldaz, bonidacci, we r one, madness
3. you take professional photos at Iverson/Greenbelt mall
4. you know what a crankin means
5. Go-go is your favorite form of music
6. you used to hang out at union station
7. you get hyped when they finally play a gogo song at parties
8. your favorite car is a Crown vic/Caprice classic or Cadi
9. you listen to 95.5 and 93.9
10. you dont claim Baltimore
11. you think rayne and flex and Wale and Big G' are neighborhood celebrities
12. you were boosted that rare essence was on mtv
13. you know what boosted means
14. you think most songs sound better with a gogo beat
15. you know what it means to kirk out
16. you refer to the subway as the metro
17. you know how to get everywhere on the metro
18. you remember them closing balou/cardozo a thousand times cause people kept leaving mercury in it
19. you know what it means to be wrapping somebody up
20. you think nike boots go with everything (cause they do)
21. you got a family member/friend in a go-go band
22. you know who chuck brown is
23. you can finish this statement: "Three in the morning..."
24. you see people camped outside of shoe stores when the new shipment of jordans comes in
25. you shop at urbans and think white people clothes are cummin up
26. when you get upset, you say you are blown
27. when a person starts acting crazy, they are lunchin or bamin-out
28. anyone you do not like is a bamma/bitch or bitch-ass-nigga!
29. after a party, you think about going to IHOP
30. if something dramatic occurs, it is crucial or tuff
31. if you agree with something that was said, you say no bull shit or I know right
32. when u greet people you call em Jo'/ slim or champ(ex. whats goin on slim or sup jo')
33. you insert (jive like) randomly in sentences and dont have a clue as to what it mean (ex: I was jive like blown off that shit jo')
34. u have a clue as to what beatin yea feet is
35. you beat your feet
36. you no what it mean 2 wreck
35. all u need is ya fitted, north face or A bear and nike boots and u fresh.
36. You kno berry farms in SE isn't a actual farm.
37. You walk around playing nextel ringtones
38. "joint or jont" is a word you use 2 descibe anything(ex: them jonts tight slim"...refering to shoes)
37. instead of tellin someone to stop telling stories you tell to stop Fakin'
38. U refer everyone as "young" or "cuz"
39. If u use bamma in a sentence
40.if a hoe, is a "roller"
41.if u know what smacked means
42. you call cigarettes "jacks"
43. u only get 2 hour delays in 6 feet snow at work or school
44. nobody calls ramen noodles "ramen noodles"
45. you love the X2 bus even tho you know its the hardest jont runnin
46. almost every dude has dreds or individual plats
47. You know that you can get a steak & cheese or chicken & mumbo from any chinese carry-out 
