So Friday was going well until I took my lunch and went to the doctors.  I thought I would give myself a couples days to see if I could get over this before I blogged about it and clearly I am not over it.   So everyone must now suffer and listen to my story (for some this is the second time lol).  Ladies, you will understand me.  Men, hopefully you will empathize and realize how good yall really have it!

So on Friday I had my annual OB/GYN visit (already TMI, yes I know lol).  I dread this appointment every year because it just sucks.  Having someone invade such a personal area is a tad humiliating.  Anyways, I get there and find out that my new doctor (I discovered my previous doctor retired 6 months ago when I made my appointment a couple months back), soon to be ex-doctor, is a black woman.  I got excited because I never had a black female doctor and I figured this would be a nice change.  So here is where things began to go wrong…

1. She said her name so fast that I didn’t understand a word she said.  She mumbled and hacked and coughed WITHOUT covering her mouth.  YUCK!
2. She had ZERO personality.  Don’t doctors take a course in bedside manner during medical school?  I guess she failed.
3. This broad had the NERVE to look at my feet in disgust as if she was offended that I didn’t get a pedicure.  I hope she enjoyed my hairy legs too.  Biznotch!
4. She was rough.  Nuff said about that.
5. She proceeded to open the door and leave the room while I was still in the freakin’ stirrups—butterball naked, oh wait, I guess I did have that horrid pink gown on *sigh*.

 So men.  Don’t ever complain about a prostate exam.  There is simply no comparison.  (Yes I realized I am dramatic but this is not news to anyone).