So on the Russ Parr morning show sometime last week; they were talking about nasty celebrities. People were calling in and giving their 2 cents on who they thought were just dirty lol. So I figured I would weigh in on this too (as if anyone really cares what I think, but nonetheless I will entertain myself here). The below are in no particular order lol.
Lindsey Lohan, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears
The Trashy Trio. More than a few people have referred to me as the black Paris Hilton without the sex tape. Well I will no longer be claiming this title. These chicks are a hot, f***ing mess. If they aren't racking up DUIs they are getting drunk and dancing on tables. The pictures speak for themselves.
Clearly Britney (mother of two) doesn't believe in wearing panties, YUCK! I hope Britney realizes that hanging out with these two aren't thing for a comeback. The really sad is that she thinks Paris is her "role model".
Flavor Flav
Yuck. He is probably a very nice man, but damn. Just looking at him makes my cringe. I don't call people ugly so I will just say he's not my type of man. He just gives off this impression that he might be a lil smelly. It further turns my stomach when I see him tonguing down or groping some young woman. But do your thang boo boo, clearly it's working for you!
Courtney Love
I give her credit for trying glam up, but nonetheless, the past is hard to forget. Didn't she fall out at some awards show because she was under the influence of something (I could be wrong and totally making this up lol)? Yeah that's about all that I have to say lol.
Tara Reid
This poor thing is too, trying to clean up her image *sigh*. Girl, I hate to tell you, the world has seen too much of your bad breast job. I doubt that will be forgotten anytime soon. Might want to stop having E! follow you around as you get drunk. You have some nerve calling it a show, rather "Taradise" (oops I forgot it was canceled after one season).
"I can make a scene that's not supposed to be sexy, very sexy. It's a power you're born with. It's not a physical thing, it comes from inside. It's all in the eyes." —Reid in Movieline, November 1998.
Hmmm let's replace "sexy" with "sleazy". Well at least she is using her horrific plastic surgery experiences to help others.
The Ying Yang Twins
Yall know how I feel about my Southern music—I love it! And I love the Yin Yang Twins but something about definitely screams "EWWW". Maybe it's all the gold in their mouths or all the hair thangs going on (i.e. beards, dreads, etc)...I can't quite put my finger on it.
Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston
Granted they are supposedly ending their twisted union, but they still deserve to be lumped together, considering how much PDA we had to endure watching Being Bobby Brown. They both look a hot mess and hopefully Whitney will get her act together—there is no hope for Bobby... he has been gross since the 80s. When I hear his name, I am reminded of his performance last year at Love. Don't get me wrong, his performance was great, but his old behind need not take off his clothes and gyrate on stage with his children watching in the background.
Jim Jones
I find him entertaining and I actually like his music. But his cornrows always look a hot mess and why does he look 45? Nuff said.
Okay this was just Part One of this "series". Trust that there are many more celebrities that haven't escaped the bougie wrath. Smooches!
