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Diary of the Bougie Broad

Life through the eyes of a young, quirky, intelligent, bougie broad.

Bougie.  Snobby.  Bratty.  Spoiled.  Uppity.  Pretentious.  Stuck up.  Snotty.  Self-centered.  Vain.  Conceited.  Sadiddy.  Bitchy.  Selfish.  Yes I have heard them all.  Do these words truly describe me? Not so much.  But either way, these words and many others, have shaped my thinking, how I see the world, and how I live my life.  My blog entries are not meant to be deep, educational, or life changing.  Rather just thought provoking.  I want to foster conversation (good or bad).  Thank you for gracing me with your presence (or should you be thanking me...hmmmm... just kidding!)
 

What’s irritating the Bougie Broad today?

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This entry was posted on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 3:57 PM and is filed under uncategorized.

-          What is wrong with my Redskins?  They make it sooooooo hard for me to be a diehard fan.  Until they get their act together, my jersey will remain in the back of the closet!

-          2006 Elections.  Yes they are finally over and “yay” that the Democrats finally showed up, but honestly, they are just as shady as the Republicans, so why are we all so damn excited?  At the end of the day, the Devil is still President.

-          Whenever something or someone is doing well there is always somebody else trying to make money off of them or it?  The movie Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan is a smash hit in the box office (still haven’t seen it) but folks in the movie, who were being made fun of are suing because they feel like they were tricked.  Didn’t yall dumb asses sign a consent/waiver form?  GET OUTTA HERE!  Why are Americans so damn litigious?

-          Stop hating on me and my sidekick.  Yall are just jealous that you don’t have one lol!  Heeheee just kidding.
 

-          The paper boy/girl either thinks he/she is funny or has very bad aim.  This is why I don’t tip!  How hard is it to put my newspaper in front of the door on the patio table?

-          The people who work for Bally’s are stank.

-          Why is Superhead still writing books?  Hang it up and get some help!

-          When did La Quinta start thinking they could charge close to $200 a night for a room?

-          Chaos.  I won’t elaborate.

-          The headphones that come with Ipods are horrible.  I can’t find the black, cover thingy for my right ear and it keeps falling out!

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    • Tuesday, November 14, 2006 6:10 PM JEB wrote:
      The Conceited Black Man's Response:

      1) 49ers have a better record than the Redskins. The Niners were picked to finish dead last in the league. That cannot be encouraging if you hail to the Redskins.
      2) You're right.
      3) I agree with you. The Americans should have known better. And NOBODY would have an issue with the film if it wasn't a world wide hit.
      4) You and your SK3 can bite me.
      5) You can't read like R. Kelly, so why are you getting a paper. You dictate your Blog to your mother who types it for you.
      6) No argument there...but stank people go to stank-ass gyms. Just putting it out there.
      7) Why do I even know Superhead's real name? Head has taken her farther than Monica Lewinsky.
      8) La Quinta management to Ms. Bougie Broad: Look here Ms. Broad, it's like this - we have rooms and you don't. Please swipe your debit card and be sure to use the latch on the Murphy bed so you aren't folded into the wall. By the way we watch you Negros, so don't try to raid the mini-bar or steal any towels.
      9) Chaos is why the 49ers are ahead of the Redskins.
      10) You better suck it up.
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      1. Wednesday, November 15, 2006 8:30 AM The Bougie Broad wrote:
        Dear JEB aka The Conceited Black Man,

        I will choose to respond to several of your responses lol.

        1) Why must we always talk about the 49ers.  They SUCK.  And yes the Redskins aren't doing so hot, but we live in Redskins territory so all this trash you are talkin' about the Redskins will not only force me to retaliate, but also some other true Redskins fans!
        4) I take your hate as a form of compliment.  You just wish you had one.  Blackberry's are wack.
        5) I get my paper so I can throw it at you.
        6) If stank people go to stank as gyms, then why aren't you a member?  Oh that's right... you go to Gold's... hmmmm no comment there.
        7) Yes why do you know Superhead's real name? lol
        8) I don't care that I am at their mercy.  La Quinta is a 2 star hotel chain at best... I don't care what market they are in, they have no right trying to charge out the ass for some rat infested, piece of s*** room.  I rather sleep in my car.
        9) You and your 49ers can bite me.  How do you like those apples?
        10) Read my response from #9 (minus the reference to the 49ers).

        Come again JEB .

        .:The Bougie Broad:.
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    • Tuesday, November 21, 2006 12:25 PM Mom wrote:
      Why is the font so light? I can hardly read it? and it's whup- not whoop. FYI
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      1. Tuesday, November 21, 2006 12:29 PM The Bougie Broad wrote:
        Dear Mom,

        So you finally remembered the link?  It's not that light, you are just getting up there in age!   Thanks for the lesson in urban spelling... I like still prefer "whoop".

        Love ya.

        .:The Bougie Broad:.
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